- Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindewald – If you love the lore of Harry Potter, or wonder what Pokemon battles would be like in its universe, maybe there’s something here for you, but probably not.
- Bumblebee – The best Transformer movie ever.
- Super Troopers 2 – Like that thing where they pull the guy over again except a whole movie and less funny.
- The Equalizer 2 – Denzel becomes even Dadder and I can only take so much of my dad murdering people.
- Death Wish – It’s okay but in the modern world this whole conservative fantasy feels out of place.
- Tomb Raider – Completely forgettable.
- A Wrinkle in Time – Bad, but at least it’s beautiful.
- Pacific Rim: Uprising – Bad version of Atlantic Rim.
- The First Purge – It’s amazing these movies manage to get even stupider and less-believable every time out but this one is dull on top of normal sins of these films.
- The Girl in the Spider Web – Pointless garbage still rotting from the early aughties; it shows that is a good example of the difference between representation and fetishisation.
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